Wednesday, July 23, 2008

How far will you go to make that story authentic?

Well for the members of IMRR, you already now that I am working on other stories. One of them being Cabin Fever. It’s a Ménage a trois/IR.

Well, I am two chapters away from completing the first draft. But something is still missing. I have the sex scenes in there, but they just don’t feel quite right.

This is my first threesome, so I can’t write from experience. I have read some other books in this genre, but you know you want your own voice.

So you know what I did? I went to an Adult Video store and took my hubby and our mutual best friend – who is so fine it’s unreal!

It was crazy folks

This is the email I sent three of my friends in my email loop. Viola (manager of IMRR) told me I should post this and that is want I am doing.

So without further delay, read on!

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OMIGOD!

Okay let’s start from the beginning. First off Giuseppe (my husband) wanted to drive. Dang it! But we grabbed our mutual friend and headed to the Adult store or in the general direction. Now I told Giuseppe I wanted to stop at this jewelry place that is across the street from the store. If I was driving we would have went straight there.

So he’s like cool. And I told him we could just hang out and go to dinner somewhere. So he’s like cool.

Hehehe. So we get to the jewelry story and I get a couple of things. Then I say: “Hey let’s check out that place I’ve always been curious.”

They both look at me.

So we go in. Now the place is a pretty pink place. Don’t let that fool you. They have X, XX and XXX rated movies. What the hell is triple X! X-rated is X rated right?

Anywho, I drag the guys to the counter and the clerks greet us. I ask them “I’m looking for straight ménage a trios videos that are Interracial. I want the ones with two white men and a black woman only.

Their eyes got THIS BIG! and so did their smiles. ROFL! They just looked at us. And I looked back at the guys and the friend was looking at Giuseppe asking him if he knew about this and who’s idea was it. And Giuseppe is looking at me with that “When I get you home and there are no witnesses.”

Now, they had A LOT of IR threesome videos. Guys, it’s amazing what is out there.

Anyway, I’m in the aisle looking at all the videos while the guys are trying to sneak out. I call them over all loud and country. “Hey guys here’s the perfect one for us!”

They come over but grudgingly. ROFL. Now I asked the clerk I didn’t want any butt sex. But they said ALL these types of videos have butt sex. Thank goodness for fast forwarding.

Okay, now here’s where it really gets funny. The lady clerk took me aside and made suggestions. There are some vids (that’s what they call them) that are made by women. Cool. Just as nasty but more plot oriented. Whatever. LOL.

So I looked at those. Guys, this stuff is CRAZY! We got two vids by the way One called Black Maids – don’t even ask! And one called Sistahs with White Boy Toyz.

The male clerk said if I really wanted to get things going to get the XXXX stuff. WHAT THE HELL IS XXXX NOW!! The ménages have more close-ups and the sounds are great. Now this is where Giuseppe and our mutual friend decide to get back at Stephanie for pulling this stunt. Because at this point I am ready to run out of this place.

Giuseppe asks the clerk are there any vids with Italians and black women.

“Oh yes, we have a foreign section right here.”

I wanted to scream.

They drag me to the section . Yep Brazilian men and woman, Spanish men and women Italian men and women All kinds of combos.

Giuseppe turns to our mutual friend (did I tell you he was as fine as the day is long?) and asks him. “Which one do you think my bella with like? These two guys look more like us than the ones she picked”

I wanted to run, change my name and leave the country!!!!

Then they look at the toys. Giuseppe looks at vibrators. “Hey, bella this is perfect. We can both use this on you.”

Did I mention I wanted to leave the country? Make that get on the next Space Shuttle!

Mutual friend is like looking at me all lecherous going “Yeah. The clerks are getting their jollies; probably going to talk about this when they get home.

AAAARRRGGH!

So we purchase the two vids that I mentioned earlier and get back in the car. Giuseppe looks over at me and says; “That’s what you get for trying to pull a fast one.” Our friend is like “I didn’t know if you were serious or what!”

Now dig this. Giuseppe and I get home after eating out and dropping off our friend. Now through dinner Giuseppe is telling me what a bad girl I was. Friend however is quiet. He joins the conversation, but the wheels are turning.

But anyway, we got home and Giuseppe and I both started laughing again Because after all when you stop and think it’s typical “us”. But then we both stopped and looked at each other.

Why didn’t our friend make a big issue out of this?

I told Giuseppe to call him and ask a few questions. He said he was kinda scared to. LOL. I told him same here. So we both decided it might be best to not hang out with him for a while. ROFL!!! Because neither one of us really want to know the answer to this.

Now I asked Giuseppe since he’s a dude and I know he’s watched this stuff, What was the difference with the X, XX, XXX and oh please XXXX.

He said the XXXX has everything you can imagine and not imagine. Now our vids are XXX. He said it will show CLOSE UPS of all the body parts, they don’t use condoms at all. We will see ahem….actual come shots CLOSE UP. There will be a lot of screaming mostly on the woman’s part.

Oh yeah. Black Maids here’s the plot:

White guy has maid. Wife is out of town **rolls eyes** he invites neighbor over and they have there way with her. At first she resists, but they are that good that she begs for it. Whatever.

Sistahs with White Boy Toyz. Black girls get it one with white guys.

These are deep folks. ROFL!

Man I can’t believe I am going to watch this stuff! Giuseppe and I will probably be too busy laughing.